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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Win a Lactose-Intolerant Space Alien

Futurama returns. And it's dragging the Simpsons down with it. Into the pages of a two-part crossover graphic novel, The Simpsons/Futurama Crossover Crisis.

What would happen if the Planet Express crew and the citizens of New York City in the 31st Century met The Simpsons and the citizens of Springfield . . . and how is it even possible? Prepare yourself for a Simpsons saga filled with Futurama! A Futurama fable suffused with The Simpsons! Featuring a plethora of pleasing plot devices including: evil brain spawn, lactose-intolerant space aliens, a giant ball of yarn, flying cars, mistaken identities, world domination, the brittle fabric of reality torn asunder, a comic book-collecting sentient planet, the Dewey Decimal system, self-eating watermelons, slave labor, space pirates, power-crazed vampires, super hero battles, unflattering underwear, mad science run amok, and much, much more!

Much, much more? They don't want to tell you the details, but I'll break the secret.

You could win a copy of ◦The SimpsonsFuturama Crossover Crisis graphic novel. (Which, I have to break it to you gently, are repeats of comics published in 2002 and 2005 repackaged with a "reprint of the very first Eisner Award-winning issue of Simpsons Comics from 1993.")

If you still want to enter, go to this Movieweb page and find the Click Here link.

Lactose intolerance! ...../...../..... IN sPACE!!!!!!!

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