The Lactose Intolerance Clearinghouse Has Moved.

My old website can be found at I am no longer updating the site, so there will be dead links. The static information provided by me is still sound.

For quick offline reference, you can purchase Planet Lactose: The Best of the Blog as an ebook on or or or a whole lot of other places that Smashwords is suppose to distribute the book to. Almost 100,000 words on LI, allergies, milk products, milk-free products, and the genetics of intolerance, along with large helpings of the weirdness that is the Net.

I suffer the universal malady of spam and adbots, so I moderate comments here. That may mean you'll see a long lag before I remember to check the site and approve them. Despite the gap, you'll always get your say. I read every single one, and every legitimate one gets posted.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Win a Lactose-Intolerant Space Alien

Futurama returns. And it's dragging the Simpsons down with it. Into the pages of a two-part crossover graphic novel, The Simpsons/Futurama Crossover Crisis.

What would happen if the Planet Express crew and the citizens of New York City in the 31st Century met The Simpsons and the citizens of Springfield . . . and how is it even possible? Prepare yourself for a Simpsons saga filled with Futurama! A Futurama fable suffused with The Simpsons! Featuring a plethora of pleasing plot devices including: evil brain spawn, lactose-intolerant space aliens, a giant ball of yarn, flying cars, mistaken identities, world domination, the brittle fabric of reality torn asunder, a comic book-collecting sentient planet, the Dewey Decimal system, self-eating watermelons, slave labor, space pirates, power-crazed vampires, super hero battles, unflattering underwear, mad science run amok, and much, much more!

Much, much more? They don't want to tell you the details, but I'll break the secret.

You could win a copy of ◦The SimpsonsFuturama Crossover Crisis graphic novel. (Which, I have to break it to you gently, are repeats of comics published in 2002 and 2005 repackaged with a "reprint of the very first Eisner Award-winning issue of Simpsons Comics from 1993.")

If you still want to enter, go to this Movieweb page and find the Click Here link.

Lactose intolerance! ...../...../..... IN sPACE!!!!!!!

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